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I only wish more Nazis were alive to watch their stolen shit go from Jewish family to super rich Black Lady to Chinese guy.

no one’s excusing them. it says they came across homophobic and that their statement seemed obligatory

Tom is that good-looking guy that you can’t believe is single. And halfway through the first date you realize that there are many valid reasons that no one wants to date him.

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

Anyway, this is the kind of thing to tell your Japanese character-pillow, not the WaPo readership, who may, one day, take a chance on you.

Wow.

I agree not exactly comparable—but people WERE quick to point out that gators are common in the area and there was signage around (but not immediately at) the site...my point is, we make judgement calls ALL THE TIME—whether it be “I used to do x” or “my kid is responsible/mature enough to handle x” or “just this once,

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch

The longer I stay on facebook in these dark times, the smaller my circle gets. I’m absolutely livid I wasted any time or energy over the years on some of these people—and these aren’t even trumpers. And before anyone comments with the old “you’re going to let political opinions ruin friendships?”—when people I have

This is never not true. It doesn’t even matter what the Facebook post is. It could be some random person’s dinner picture, and there would be a comment saying, “teh sauce on ur spaghetti looks like the blood of Obummer’s aborted fetuses librul murderer”

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I am making my crafty candle salad again due to popular demand.

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a

I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and

I’m very pregnant, and my kid (3.5 years old) knows that there’s a baby in Mommy’s tummy that’s going to come out soon. But the other day he asked me, out of nowhere, with a comedically furrowed toddler brow, “Mommy, how did the baby get IN your tummy?”

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

my husband and I lost our baby boy on Dec 4. everything was fine and then i was delivering our still born son. that feeling that you are being punished by the universe i can’t even tell you how AWFUL it is. hating and resenting your body while trying to move on....i send her all the love in the world. im holding on by

I am really hoping the man-child jumped the shark with this presidency and finally gets canceled.