You summed it up perfectly.

So based on my non-mastery of subjects knowledge of casinos in Vegas is that they tend to keep incident records. Medical emergencies, variable weird shit, people who attempt to cheat in various ways, etc etc. as they sometimes have to ask these people to leave when the come back after getting kicked out or for being a…

Reputable casinos employ telepathic bartenders who can read patrons’ drinking memories. Everyone knows that.

I hate it when casinos and girlfriends ruin men’s lives like that.

IKR?? I saw this

Goddammit, take your star, you scamp.

Exactly what kind of meaningful dialogue do you expect from someone who wants you dead (and/or raped) because you’re: a) woman b) lgbt c) not white d) not fundie christian?

This is such an annoying little concern troll theme.

Adding “fact check,” “moderation,” and “Tiffany Trump.”

“consent” “gloves size small and up”

Someone went through my local grocery store and turned all those magazines around so only the back cover was visible.

Or...

I think it’s more like the US is that nanny from the The Omen screaming, “It’s all for you, Damien!” then jumping off the house with a noose around her neck.

Go home USA, you’re drunk.

With the occasional landing where you think. “Okay, caught myself, hang on, oops”.

Here is your White Trump voter, America.

What a relief...I was starting to like her.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

Hahaha [starts sobbing]

I would rather have Onoin in the White house.