Goddammit mom, I said not to bother me at work!

This is my new favorite holiday thing.

No shit? I mean if anyone ever deserved the death penalty (which I’m against), he does, but JFC what a waste of time and money.

“CTE cleats are still and forevermore banned, as that is not a thing.” - Goodell

Mine starts at least a week before. Parental Catholic guilt is relentless.

POS like this guy should be able to prove their “convictions” by going straight to prison for life, no jury, no trial, no wasting taxpayer’s money.

While I would welcome this and admire them their bravery, I’d definitely fear for their safety if (by some miracle) they decide to go through with it. If some dumbass can shoot up a pizza parlor because he heard Hillary was running a pedophile ring there, there’s no telling what would happen to the electors.

Quelle surprise.

What are the chances this ends in a 4-4 tie?

Wow. They really like their syrup.

And run for governor of Alaska, right? And then same.

he’s also a highly trained scientists who goes against every postulate of critical and rational thinking

Ambassador to France, my friend. You can aim higher in Trump’s Fuckistan.

“Into each life some rain must fall” - Longfellow

I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?

It seems the only qualifications to be considered for a Donald Trump cabinet is the nominee “must have done something somewhere else at some point. And also, Goldman Sachs.”

So just standing his ground with some road rage and murder in broad daylight in the middle of an intersection?

Plus, what was she a 3, 4, maybe? And pretty flat chested too. Sad!

Wait until Trump gets a cold and has to be helped to his car because he was overheated and dizzy