#NotAllBillionaires

I knew that quote about her only eating salmon and capers was baloney.

Well the United States is about to bring “The Grapes of Wrath” and “The Handmaid’s Tale” to life, so Monroeville is actually on trend here.

So for the inevitable WW3, we’re “Team Evil”? I guess it won’t matter if there’s no one left to actually write the history books.

The good news is for however many Christmases we all have left, between the nuclear winters and Breitbart in the office they’ll be guaranteed to all be white.

ETA: Sorry/not sorry this is so big. BUT THIS IS HOW BADLY I WANT THEM TO STAY!!!!!!!

So...don’t put out the $100 automatic litter box I got my mom for her cat, but my slippers whenever I visit.

Yes, old age in the era of MAGA seems bleak at best and horrific and terrifying at worst with Ryan leading the charge to gut SS/Medicare/Medicaid. It’s going to be hard to pull yourself up by the bootstraps as an elderly person when you ate the boot long ago because you couldn’t afford the cat food.

While I do not wish for your death in the slightest, I would hope this happened because you led the revolution my young friend.

How do we encourage them to pay attention and fight back?

Sigh, so true. I have a couple of “pure voting” nieces and nephews that it took everything out of me not to smack over Thanksgiving.

Will any of this ever be bleakly funny again, or can I expect these rage paroxysms to continue forever?

No way. The Dbag is the definition of two pumps and done.

Better to be an ass licker than an ass kisser.

Everyone pays a price in Trump’s Dumbfuckistan.

Yes it was on MTV or VH1 I think.

There is no bottom to this swamp.

Someone this hateful has a Grindr profile somewhere. Get on it internet.

This tape would be so much better.