Is this someone new writing this? It used to be sarcastic and funny, now it's just stupid commentary. Ruins my weekly guilty pleasure :(

Yes! I've found a lot of people like to duplicate this serum: https://www.skinceuticals.com/c-e-ferulic-63…

Ah yes, the "all-natural" makeup, like white lead powders, quicksilver, opium, and belladonna juice?

Timothy Olyphant as Seth Bullock in Deadwood... be still my beating heart.

I AM ON YOUR TEAM.

FALSE. If you roll under, it's harder to grab the business end of the paper. It's forever rolling behind the roll, against the wall, rather than in front of the roll right next to your hand. Physics.

TOILET PAPER ALWAYS OVER. NEVER UNDER. This is an eternal fight I have with my mom.

I think she overreacted, but I don't think she's out of line to expect something in compensation for going out of her way to get something she wanted that they said they would have. Do I think that it's a candle is ridiculous? Hell fucking yes. Do I think the store screwed up and should have done more to accommodate…

I don't fully understand the Jezebel community's aversion to teaching women how to protect themselves. Yes, in a perfect world we wouldn't HAVE to, and I don't think we should ever stop fighting to achieve that kind of a world. However to take precautions in the meantime is just common sense. Telling a woman how to…

I have oddly been expecting this. Usually I wouldn't but I figure in his case the humiliation must be pretty high.

Maybe the church can step in and move him to another town where he can be the dad on another show.

Twirl! Twirl again! Keep twirling!

Out of the grays with you.

I grew up watching Carol Burnett. I thought she was the most beautiful funny lady around and I wanted to be just like her. I adore her.

I want all the Carol Burnett. Carol Burnett deserves a BettyWhite-like renaissance where she ends up in every possible thing for a long while.

I love that she asked to keep the wardrobe. Oh and everything about her. I want another Carol Burnett special, damn it!

Snap!

I am a damaged person and trust me I am not that interesting.

Eh...

According to Mama CaptainBromerica, who was there that night, they did it right after intermission and before the orchestra starting playing and were all paying customers. (Since apparently people are saying they snuck in?? Okay, STL. Okay.) She says they were very nice and it was a very moving experience.