Jas and Ness Rose... Amber Rose... Peter Rose-nberg... all connected, you see? WAKE UP AMERICA.

"She's so refined ... I think I'll kill myself."

I went on a copper mine tour once (the closest I will ever come to a Paris fashion show), and there was a part when you climb into an old mining cart and get pulled through this cold, dank, super loud old mining shaft, and these parents behind us decided this would be a great experience for their newborn child, even…

You may not care about fashion but the people who worked hard on that show do. It's rude to dismiss their efforts.

Obligatory pics!!!

I'm sorry, I missed the memo on Talia Balsam not getting her props...that's not possible...and she's married that other fox, John Slattery?!?!?!? I'm sure she's getting she's getting all the respect that is due to her.

I'm pretty sure Kanye is a king, of the House of West, not Prince Kanye of the Wests. Prince/Princess rank isn't majesty! It's highness (sometimes serene). I totally agree that Kim is a princess of the House of Kardashian. Get your titles right, Jezebel! Gosh it's like you don't study the monarchy as obsessively as I…

That's when the show was funny, worthwhile, and had something to say. It hasn't been that way for a very long time.

At a listening party held in her Los Angeles home, Taylor Swift baked pumpkin chocolate chip cookies for her fans and let them hold her cat.

It's searing my soul. It knows everything I've ever done and it's judging me.

The giant squid and its soul piercing eye is my greatest nautical fear and I'm pretty sure I'd have a nervous breakdown if I found out there was one swimming under a boat I was in. I hate hate hate them.

I do like little baby octopi though.

Then as ambitious said, Own Your Shit. Don't couch it in: "don't hate me but" or "I'm gonna get jumped on but." Act like a fucking asshole grown up and use a declarative sentence.

See, there I go with my Old Person ideas of gender and femininity! I saw no makeup + short hair and the name "Cameron" (which yes, Diaz et all, but usually a guy name) and assumed "dude." And so I shall make a correction : whoever this is (I don't know who this is), she looks SO VERY like Eleven in that shot." …

I love this comment so much I want to marry it.

Stop. With. The Kontour. When it reads this harsh in photographs I can only imagine (with horror) how it appears in person. This does not look like the subtle interplay of shadow and light. It looks like white and burnt orange Behr Exterior Premium Plus.

I'm in college and I pluck chin hairs... And go to bed at 10... And mutter about disrespectful youth...

I have a story that fits this perfectly, and I know it will be hard to believe because it does seem like such a convenient fit, but that's why I'm sharing it.

Ha. This has never worked for me once... I think some people must have a better ear for it than others!

electronic stud finders are crap. using the hard drive magnet is a good idea. i really like this guy:
http://www.amazon.com/CH-Hanson-0304…