Right now I'm imagining Joan Collins as Lucille Bluth. It kinda works.

Paula Pell maybe? Because that's who I was expecting to see.

It's because I can't dance that I have such respect for people like you. I can't even cross a floor without bumping into a table and knocking over a chair. My 2 favourite films are Singing in the Rain and The Red Shoes with the divine Moira Shearer. Such joy. (Even if poor Moira danced herself to death and threw…

You are a ballet teacher. How is it possible that anyone can look down on you? You teach people to dance!

I was hoping there would be a Hannibal conversation today. I've just seen the second episode and it's pretty good. I loved the first 2 books, read them over and over and have been very disappointed in all the film versions except for the Michael Mann directed Manhunter.

I'm not sure she hasn't. Koko and I have oddly similar fur colour, er I meant hair colour.

L'Oréal preference Siena golden brown 5.3

<i>They took our italics away!</i>

<i>huhuh</i>

I'm so happy for you!

Na that's not it then.

Best question ever!

I thought it was Blanche from The Golden Girls.

These girlies were in no condition to be dressed up. Sad squashed stinky things they were. And I was too busy parading around in the moth-eaten finery to waste it on them.

About 20 years ago I used to work for the Salvation Army, sorting through the donated goods. We'd get blow up sex dolls on a regular basis. The first one shocked me, and the doll looked rather surprised too. Still wasn't the weirdest thing we got. None of these dolls looked anything like the ones from the adverts…

Sheet, sorry, that reply was supposed to go to the lunatic, not you. But I can't deal with people like that anyway so just as well. Apologies.

Why are you being so nasty? I hope you don't have any children or animals in your care, it seems like you could snap at any moment.

Oh the bliss of Madame Bovary. I can remember reading that book and Jane Eyre and Tess of the D'urbervilles one after another. I'm re-reading Anna Karenina right now.

Some people just look grimy.