This may be the best thing I have ever read.

I hope you can read that. For no reason I can think of it just failed to post every time I tried. As a final attempt I took a screen shot and posted it as an image. It worked but hopefully not too blurry to read.

Hope this works.

About 40 minutes that is. This stupid tablet and my stupid fat fingers!

Ohhh, I just spent about minutes replying to you and the damn thing wouldn't send! Bugger! I'll try tomorrow on my desk top. I've got a good Spanish flu story for you, about my Grandad in WW1.

Was it Dear Prudence from Slate? I hate her so much.

There is a crazy cat lady thread and I wasn't informed?

You are not alone. I posted a cute picture of my cat here yesterday, just so I could have some contact with someone. Anyone. I spent a couple of hours replying to people and I loved it. Anything to get myself out of my own head.

I can't believe no one else took him. He has the sweetest nature.

Thinking perhaps a white-tail spider, native to Australia. I was bitten on the toe by one when I was a teenager and the pain is like nothing else. I think one killed my favourite guinea pig Jeremy, too, which broke my heart.

By this time Mr Poe had had enough love.

But then I will have an extra 25 seconds to fill every day.

Edgar loves Odie but his heart belongs to Annabel Lee.

I KNOW!

Dear little snuggle puss. I posted my kitty today too. They do tend to take over our lives, don't they.

Yes, that is Edgar. He normally stands with Annabel Lee on my dresser. Annabel is a corpse bride and her face glows in the dark.

My Odie puss ♥.

That's a lot of bother to go to. The shirts look wrinkled before you take them out of the drawer. It takes about 30 seconds to neatly fold a shirt before you put it away, but then again I don't have half as many as in the picture.

Really? My sister, mother and I are horrified at this picture and we have 70 years of nursing experience between us. Anyone who isn't appalled by this picture has no business being in the nursing profession.

Moisturise. Not just before you put the foundation on, but on a regular basis. Even if I stop for a short time my foundation will look flakey and streaky. You could try a BB cream, which is a moisturiser and foundation in one, that's what I use if I am in a hurry.