Missed the entire 1980s did you?

1. your family probably should have gotten a car instead of an imac

I think you are an outlier. I also don’t remember anyone referring to it as either the NES or Ness back in the day. It seems like in the late 80's and up until SNES was released most people just called it Nintendo. I honestly don’t remember many people referring to them as NES/Super NES/SNES until after the year 2000. 

Then you’re a fraud: As someone who was alive in America at the time, it was the “Nintendo,” full stop. Hence, the successor was the “Super Nintendo” with SNES something of a more recent appellation.

Of course, I’m joking but it was only the called the “N.E.S.” in advertising. At the playground and lunchtables, it…

Anyone who was alive when these came out knows that these will always be the N.E.S. in America.

Counterpoint: It’s been called N.E.S. in English since forever, Ars Technica had an article that pretty much cements that. One game vs. a shitload of precedent, the precedent wins. https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2018/08/n-e-s-vs-ness-nintendo-complicates-the-pronunciation-debate/

Counterpoint 2: Additionally, I refuse…

I will save you all the trouble:

Looks to me like he was going for the ball, the other player kept running toward him, and he made the best move he could to avoid injuring either of them.  

Based on my understanding of Eastern European emergency response, all the guys that left are going to be really upset they missed the end of the game just so they could lose Jason Bourne in a crowd again.

Hunter never met a tab he didn't like. 

So do you think that the cast of MP took applications and denied admission to POC? This criticism of Monty Python for being “white” is preposterous. What matters is that they were funny and groundbreaking. Could they be funnier if they were comprised of POCs? Such silly speculative history. Like, maybe The Beatles…

I agree, but you make it sound like everything Python ever did was Seth MacFarlane-esque racist, sexist and homophobic jokes. In fact, most of it still holds up and is pretty neutral silliness, that actually more often makes fun of stiff squares. The stuff that doesn’t hold up is at least more “Well, those were…

The fuck is wrong with flip flops and shorts? 

WHAT?!? This is an outrageous take! Cargo shorts and flip-flops are fine. The tell is being shirtless at a place of business. Double-asshole points if you’re talking shit through the shirt you should be wearing while someone sits atop of you to calm you down.

Alternate headline: Thumb Wrestling

Not sorry, especially since I got you so riled up.

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

“We don’t know what happened before the video starts,though.”

As long as we’re dispensing poop advice, I’d add this: Look at your poop!