I grew up as one of those brainwashed yokels. Believed the GOP party line, chapter and verse. But if you have any degree of intellectual curiosity you eventually get exposed to outside ideas. I’m not the only one in my hometown social circle who saw the light. Those that remain brainwashed choose to remain brainwashed.

I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD IDENTIFY AS ANY GENDER THEY WANT!

I’m sorry, high school gym, not arena.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

Yes you can. That figure is overall expenditure, including private and public.

No one is arguing for a purely capitalist nation

And Police. And Roads, bridges, tunnels. Maybe Fire Departments as well? EMS? How about public schools? Once we as a people dump health care into these exact quantifications, we will continue to lag behind the rest of the world.

Goddamnit Burneko, keep your government hands off my Medicare.

Well, there’s like 6 months of nothing to do in Alabama. Having said that yeah I still don’t know who can read them.

The definition of autopilot isn’t something that takes full control. That would be an autonomous car. Autopilot is something that reduces driver workload, like autopilot on an aircraft.

We need to catch an NFL quarterback using the audible “64 Impala!”

That short of a man that close to the field clearly wants to be taller and a baller but the question is, does he like his dad want to be in fact a shot caller?

You know someone who won’t be able to learn from this comment?

I just like that something like “[The reports of Trump’s belief that Vince McMahon was murdered by a televised limo explosion] got blown out of proportion” is a thing that has to be said.

If there is a kid within relatively safe lean-over-to-toss/hand-it distance, you give up the ball. If we worked from this general principle from all kinds of situations in life, I’d like to think that we wouldn’t have fuck knobs like Hample and Trump oozing all over the place.

The rare case of snitches who don’t get stitches

...with that logic, Kershaw’s next paycheck shouldn’t mean all that much to him, right?

A great name for roller derby, too: “Tonight at the Cow Palace, the San Francisco Bay Bombers will play the Vegas Golden Knights!”

Wow it just keeps getting more culturally relevant. I can really see why so many people are defending this kind of event as important. I sure have learned my lesson today.

Oof