That logic is stupid, it’s like saying we should just buy a TV when all we know is that you can watch TV on it. It’s 2017, consumers need to be able to compare a product to the compition and know which product is the better choice. You need information to make an informed decision.

Uh no. We need to know more about the hardware specs, what resolution and fps we should expect more often than not. We need to know how much ram it has. If it only has 4 gigs that limits 64 but games from seeing full potential. If you selling online, how much will it cost, what can it do and what cant it do? We need…

There is no way a thin skinned guy like Sale will be able to handle Boston, where they eat their own for sport.

There are plenty of options for purchases and pre-orders so it’s really down to just these discussions as the reason you still go to GS. So I’m curious what you are getting out of these informed discussions? And why can’t you get the same thing on sites like this?

John Daly is Fucked Up Again, Enters Tournament

I don’t mean to take away from this, but do you just not buy anything that doesn’t feature a white 40 year old father and his son in the commercial? lol

Just the ol’ “make up random shit to emphasize a shitty point” tactic. It still works.

To be fair, Goldman Sachs is loath to make any big commitments right now until they find out which other key people are going to be tapped for Kommissarship. They’ll be in a better position to make deals when the details of their minority ownership position over the US are finalized.

What kind of country which has basked in unbelievable wealth and good fortune for at least the last hundred years has a social structure in which someone’s only choice is to become a professional soldier?

No love for the Royal Rumble tonight? The last two have been awful, but they’ve amped up the star power in this one (Brock, Goldberg, Taker in his first rumble in 8 years) while keeping Roman Reigns and his shitty cardio out of it, plus Styles v Cena which always brings the goods.

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

See you tomorrow.

That’s the twist!

In a just world a couple hundred boxes of dog shit find their way to Darren Rovell’s office over the next few weeks.

WHAT’S IN THE BOX DARREN

Not for the door, dipshit, for the column lock.

The line is: “Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” George was a goddamn wordsmith.

Redford’s Rookie Ranking:

This guy posted a video of a Nazi getting punched in the face. The joke was the Nazi was the one making this comment. So he set up a joke that implies Nazi’s are the ones complaining about how Deadspin has political coverage.

Short a cup of coffee, or do you actually not understand that for somewhere between a lot and most people, “not having health insurance” is the same as “not being able to see a doctor for what should be routine stuff”?