Just the ol’ “make up random shit to emphasize a shitty point” tactic. It still works.

Of course he did. Ever hear that oaf talk?

Yes, but since straw men can’t vote I think we’ll be fine without them.

Pro tip: If you have to preemptively defend yourself against attack, you might be wrong.

To be fair, Goldman Sachs is loath to make any big commitments right now until they find out which other key people are going to be tapped for Kommissarship. They’ll be in a better position to make deals when the details of their minority ownership position over the US are finalized.

What kind of country which has basked in unbelievable wealth and good fortune for at least the last hundred years has a social structure in which someone’s only choice is to become a professional soldier?

No love for the Royal Rumble tonight? The last two have been awful, but they’ve amped up the star power in this one (Brock, Goldberg, Taker in his first rumble in 8 years) while keeping Roman Reigns and his shitty cardio out of it, plus Styles v Cena which always brings the goods.

You missed the point. People are not mad at Uber for not surge pricing during a strike, but for picking people up at JFK at all. They broke the picket lines and worked as a “fuck you” to the TLC drivers who refused to pick passengers up in solidarity to protest the immigrant ban. They’re scabs. Don’t support scabs.

You should, talk to any driver who works for both and they’ll probably tell you (all the ones i’ve asked have) that Lyft is far better in their eyes.

I’ve only used Uber so far, because it was the first ride-sharing service I signed up for and I assumed it had wider service. Maybe time to give Lyft some consideration and sign-up and use it as my preferred platform.

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

See you tomorrow.

I think maybe the author got a big mac with a small amount of ketchup on it once got confused and thought it was Big Mac Sauce and then just assumed everybody tasted it like that to. Because otherwise I can’t imagine how they tasted ketchup in it in the least. Big Mac Sauce taste sorta like a sweeter 1000 island…

People who always put ketchup on hamburgers and then confuse the flavor of the actual burger for the ketchup?

So, where on Earth does the savory tomato-like flavor come from?

That’s the twist!

In a just world a couple hundred boxes of dog shit find their way to Darren Rovell’s office over the next few weeks.

WHAT’S IN THE BOX DARREN

Not for the door, dipshit, for the column lock.

yeah why would we think the sky is falling? we’re just building a $15B to $20B wall on our border, defunding the EPA, turning federal public land over to states, defunding planned parenthood, deporting immigrants, banning people from ‘terrorist’ countries, defunding sanctuary cities, attempting to back out of the UN,…