The line is: “Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” George was a goddamn wordsmith.

My response is always: 1. half the population has an IQ less than 100. 2. Two thirds of the U.S. population doesn’t have a college education.

Redford’s Rookie Ranking:

This guy posted a video of a Nazi getting punched in the face. The joke was the Nazi was the one making this comment. So he set up a joke that implies Nazi’s are the ones complaining about how Deadspin has political coverage.

Short a cup of coffee, or do you actually not understand that for somewhere between a lot and most people, “not having health insurance” is the same as “not being able to see a doctor for what should be routine stuff”?

Either that, or I’m a cytopathologist who recognizes that cutting funding to Planned Parenthood has consequences beyond fewer abortions.

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

If its hard for you to deal with as a Scandinavian, try living here as an educated person who isnt a selfish rich asshole. Im pretty firmly convinced that the wealthy in America dont just want to be rich, they want to make sure that they get proportionately richer than the middle class so they can dictate at will…

When people complain about politics in games, what they are really complaining about is “Hey why is there anything but my straight, white male worldview in this game? It makes me uncomfortable.”

You KNOW this is going to get to him.

Park Tavern appears to be in midtown Atlanta, meaning it’s at least an hour drive from the Falcons’ fanbase of people who would never dream of living where they have to see actual minorities and will go back to caring way more about UGA football the next time the Falcons aren’t a playoff team.

[remembers Hawk is still doing PBP on half the games]

WHITE SOX ARE GOOD NOW SORRY EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD

I know how many lives she put in jeopardy. 0.

Confine yourself to Patriot Ass Licking posts please.

hmm, its almost like if she had committed treason, they would have charged her with treason, not merely violations of the espionage act (which is not treason).

Dude, I go WOT at least once EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. For real. I mash the gas all the fucking time. I figured that’s why it goes all the way down, so you can mash it that far. Why are you posting on Jalopnik?

You’d think as Trump supporters that Brady and Belichick would respect that.

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.