I’m 31 and newly married to someone 5 years younger than me, and we are in no rush at all to have kids. I’ll happily be an old dad. A good chunk of my friends are late 20's to early 30's and already have at least one kid, some have two. I’m so goddamn tired of their kids being all over the place that my wife and I…

Because someone will think you're Ted Nugent and respond accordingly?

“Snake in the bag” is also an apt descriptor for most of Jake Roberts’s adult life.

Actually that’s not at all what happened. From snopes:

Other than the fact that it was the first time in a 20 year career, sure

Which would be the correct answer.

Create a five-year moratorium on flying with a child. you can do it; I promise. I wish the airlines wouldn’t incentivize parents to bring small children.

I was prepared for this to be a “Short Debate” article that simple said, “Don’t.”

Still don’t understand how they don’t have any type of playoff system. They just won a league championship while sitting at home.

I started feeling for the guy when I heard he was from Sudan.

Blink-182 had the same problem, if I remember correctly.

Still not half the “fuck-you” to fans as getting swept by the Indians was.

Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

“What’s a FS1?”

Religion was made by men and for men. It’s a money and power grab. Not sure why so many women are complicit in their own demise.

Reason #4,598,098 why people should ditch organized religion, ESPECIALLY if you are a woman.

Yes, let’s post the same thing three times, to really drive the point home.

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