Hey, you know what they say about tulips from Amsterdam? (Two lips, get it? I'll get my coat....)

To be fair, she doesn’t really have to try too hard at that! She’s currently nestled in my right armpit, something she seems to love doing (maybe she finds my deodorant reassuring?)

We bought a raised baby bath, designed so that you could stand and do everything. Frankly, we were too terrified to use it and freecycled it at the first opportunity to braver souls!

Maya, I’m so sorry for you; that someone would create an account just to do that is incredible and it’s a credit to you that you can rise above it. I know how you feel about Jez and particularly SNS being a safe place; I’ve often opened up on here and had nothing but warmth and support, so I can’t imagine what it must…

I wish I could look this good asleep...

Tat made me laugh, and reminded me of one an ex told me once; her mother told her that the ice cream van only played the music when they’d run out of ice cream.... 

Is Kinja being weird for anyone else (borderline rhetorical question, I know)? All sorts of things are missing on my Kindle, such as stars (Can see the numbers though) and the publish icon when I post. I have to aim where they should be to star/post, plus other stuff is absent. Also, the kitten is running around like…

[shakes treat box]

She (the one with 8 legs) just prowls around her tank, doesn't make any noise or smell. The other one, however....

She is. We’ve had her a little under a year

I’ve got this cutie on one side of me..

Good to hear from you, Maya. I had been keeping my eye out for any updates from you 💖

I’d say Regular Show, but given the 80s references it probably wouldn't have made much sense

What's going on here?!

I managed to quit close to 10 years ago, and it wasn't easy. Everyone has to have a reason to want to quit (imho) - mine was my son who was at that point a year old. I'd wake up having dreamt I'd had a smoke and feel guilty, until I woke up enough to realise that didn't count! One day at a time, use the money you…

I whinged about this on GT earlier, but if my nose runs any more (cold + hayfever) I'm going to need iv fluids... 

I just had a flashback to a friend and I playing "Stay" over and over, writing down the lyrics. I tried counting how many songs I knew, but nostalgia made me keep losing count

I’d have thought you would have kept going until Thongskgiving?

Are they going to be as “ authentic“ about the veterinary scenes as the BBC version?

Me too. This, and rapture jokes...