Am I the only person who would've got into the cockpit and started pressing buttons? The power wasn't on, so it's not like anything is going to work, right? Also, shouldn't the emergency doors and inflatable slides work, even with the power off? 

I think I’m reaching the point where my Indiana Jones outfit ought to be replaced with a Henry Jones sr (Sean Connery) one. “It’s not the years, it’s the mileage” - or in my case, both :)

Fact: in Secondary school, our drama teacher really wanted to put on a performance of the Rocky Horror Show, but for some reason was never able to get approval.... (Didn’t stop her casting us in roles, were it to have ever got off the ground)

I was just scrolling through, hoping for a post from you! 😃

Thank you BOH1066. I was pretty chilled about it when I had it put in, but the prospect of having the unit changed is making me nervous. Plenty of sedatives pre-procedure, I think ;-)

Crap, just remembered I’ve got my pacemaker check coming up this week. I guess I’ll get an idea as to how soon it’ll need to be replaced depending on how much battery power is left; I’ll have had it 10 years next year

Dash and the Savage Kitty© are stealing my heart.

Such a lovely colour!

We had an RAF Typhoon go supersonic over my county this afternoon; the boom rattled windows all over the town, ours included. 

Hope you get a swift answer, and hopefully the Dr will a) take you seriously and b) review what medication you may be on for possible culprits and c) get some simple but hopefully insightful tests done (bloods, ECG +/- 24 hour tape)

I hope you snatched it up so fast it got whiplash!

Harvard just needs a human who "gets" them. By the way, if you could just pop Dash and Harvard in the post to us, we'd be very grateful!!

Hi all, hope everybody’s well. I’m reeling from getting a mention in this week’s Pissing Contest; it ranks above the comment of the day I once earned on Jalopnik on my list of achievements! I'm nervous/excited about the new start on Monday, even though I know the week is going to be mostly sitting in a classroom as a…

Because the original article does a far better job than I could;

Finally I seem to have some confirmation that I start my new post (a secondment) next week. Here’s hoping I’ll be doing what I have been led to believe I will, but I’m feeling optimistic and keen.

I regret I have only one star to give you ❤️

Shout out for Pocket Size Cosplay's double appearance!

That reminds me of my student nurse days, when someone took a dump in one of the baths (I guess they couldn't find a toilet free?)...

I have horrible memories of working in a milk bottling factory one summer as a teenager. Hours screwing caps onto bottles; pushing carts, empty and full, up and down the factory; loading and emptying trucks. All in a half inch of watered down milk, the building built on a slight slope so that everything washes away.…

Bruce deserves all the belly rubs! Also, do you claim the cost of replacing your shoelaces as a work expense? 😀