Unable to understand that they are violating basic human rights by refusal and discrimination based on sexuality, unable to build a halfway passable game, unable to click the correct buttons when placing their game on the Steam platform: these correlations aren’t all that surprising. These are just not smart people.

Turkey vultures can projectile vomit the entire contents of their stomach up to three meters to dissuade predators. And seeing as they eat carrion, that’s some pretty nasty stuff. Moreover, they urinate directly down their legs so that the urea disinfects their legs of all the potential disease carrying bits they’ve…