Read your comment, funny. Read it in the voice of McBain from the simpsons, instantly hilarious. You da real MVP.

You’re the real hero.

My actual reaction when I read the headline:

And now it’s time to turn the show over to our tame gangsta investor. Some say he's into having sex, but not making love; and that he got shot nine times and lived to tell about it. All we know is he’s call The Fiddy.