You haven’t been in FL (esp. SoFla) more than 5 minutes if you have yet to see some clown attempt a down-gate swerve.  Used to live there and saw it at least once a week.  Back then just the Tri-Rail, so nothing fast and quite predictable.  Looks like Floridians are not used to these style of killa trains.  Oh well,…

Radon is an alpha-emitter. Weakest type of radiation. Blocked by cardboard. Nothingburger indeed.

Don’t worry, Trump will change his mind on this, when he discovers it’s not the popular take from his adoring fans. Then Musk will offer him a half-billion to reconsider, and so he’ll flip again (and cash that check). Remember — he used to be “TIKTOK is the DEVIL! BAN IT!” and now suddenly he loves it and wants to…

Counterinterpretation:  mobile pot dealer

assuming Tesla will honor it on a used rental car

Or maybe just let it rest as a permanent gravesite? Do the relatives of the victims really want the scant bones (if even those remain) of the deceased collected?

That payday was stock options, and the value of that has ballooned to over 100B by now.  So for the guy approaching 400B already, he wants another 100B. The numbers are so stupid.

More hamburger meat means lower beef costs! Win win, just dont eat the hair or eyeballs please.

There are laws against this, at least for the next 31 days.  Then it’s doubtful they’ll stay on the books, and welcome to Shitsville.

Yesterday my backyard was full of drones.  Turns out, my neighbor is a beekeeper.

How many of them were carrying Amazon packages?

I had no idea just how many rubes so easily fleeced existed out there...I kinda wish I was an asshole with coding experience, so I’d have some spending money. 

Southern Indian rats be all, “What’s up with this mild-ass shit?  Can I get a few ghosts and maybe a reaper in my tape buffet?”

Color me shocked that a Thai-based company sucks at designing snow-based equipment.  Like taking palm tree-growing advice from guys in Bismarck or clam chowder recipes from peeps in Topeka.

OMG....I read “biking to work” and then “100+ miles/day” and thought, day’um, 50 miles each way on a bike is one hell of a workout 2x/day.  That’s Pete Penseyres territory.

I’ve seen movies involving rubbing reproducing things in people’s faces.

Not true.  They have a governor who is famous for being able to ignore reality, so that’s what they’ll do here.  If you ignore the problem (or blame Democrats for it), it no longer becomes a problem.  Or so I’m told will be how the world works in about a month.

The new law goes into effect on September 1, 2026

This kind of news is going to really affect the Tesla stock. Woo boy, instead of tripling in price by Jan 20th, it might only double (again). Thoughts and prayers to the millionaires who could have been billionaires....

If I’m a parent of one of those kids, I’m buying that bus driver anything and everything he/she wants for Christmas.