Cybertruck owner, who goes by the name SpykeDaddy

Alternate title:  Hail described as snow in antiquated, archaic NWS reports, and it hailed during a summer storm, so absolutely nothing unusual happened but we need clicks so let’s bullshit this story as much as possible.

entire flight we had passengers yelling and cursing at us because it was so hot

How does ordering 65K of something equate to theft? Maybe they allowed employees to take an extra one for the spouse, and there’s been considerable turnover at the plant in the 2.5 years. Perhaps they choose to order them in blocks of 20K at a time? Maybe they like to keep 10-20K in stock on site at all times?

why it took a tragic death to get this officer off the road

Translation: she was mail-order girlfriend/bride, abandoned at the last second by the cold-feet dirtball.

Gram Parsons and David Crosby are pissed.

from its planned August 8 date all the way to October 2027

This is quite a useful mindset in many aspects of life, most of which involve being late leaving for something the wife wants/needs.  “Honey, how do you know that my 9 minute delay didn’t alter the timewarp and prevent a head-on collision with 6 fully loaded dumptrucks?  Can’t it be assumed my chronic tardiness is the…

1.67 Bank.  Fractions are for chumps and nancy boys.

What did she plan to do outside of her car to the SUV Driver that she couldn’t shout from her driver’s seat? My guess is to hawk tuah some lung butter on the guy’s leather seat, but nowadays, some rando walking up aggressively to your window is grounds for an SYG response....she’s lucky her car noped out on her before…

The named a boat “HMS Terror” and thought good things would come from this?

Follow up thought --- how does one swim a triathlon portion in a (moving, flowing) river?  Either both portions go perpendicular to flow, and force a swimmer to constantly adjust, or else it’s downstream and then upstream, and how weird is that?

the triathlon will be shortened to a (totally lame) duathlon

So for $25K, I could Inca deal on an Aztec?

If you insist on visiting the hottest place on the planet during its hottest time of year, do it early in the day or late in the evening to avoid exposure to the park’s peak temperatures

I agree....how is this a thing? Going forward....if “approval” really means, “well, maybe, hold on, we’re not really sure...let’s wait a few weeks to decide” then how does anyone purchase with financing and trade in their vehicle?

For me, it’s Baby Elephant Walk or I’m swinging.....

A police report could help, but it still hasn’t been released by local police.

While I understand what was written is probably accurate up to 28Jun of this year, you really should re-do your “loss this much money” calcs using the current Tesla stock price, which as absolutely ballooned in the past 5 days. I bet Musk has moved the red number to a black one just in the past few trading sessions.