All you people bitching about her speeds better not be bitching about why the coveted garage door maintenance coupon in the latest Valuepak takes 6 days to hit yer mailbox.

the secondary fuel filter is tested to operate at reduced levels of pressure during the manufacturing process, compared with the possible maximum operating pressure

This is a call-out to a certain type of “resident”, one who occupies the gov’s mansion in FL.  He is not-so-subtly requesting a pardon from Gov. Shitbag, which is why he doesn’t care that he’s admitted to the crime.

What’s the point of the dealer explaining how everything works, when in very short time many of those very things wont be working anymore? Or does he go thru the explanations but preface everything with “well, in theory, this button...”

Breakroom coffee doesn’t buy itself.

And very useful to point out that the mere “anti-civil forfeiture” = “pro-crime” connection that voters might make is an indication of just how absurdly stupid so many voters are. Hard to advance as a country when a large chunk of voters are just too stupid, irrational, and prone to dumbfuckery when making voting…

“When police seize and then seek civil forfeiture of a car that was used to commit a drug offense, the Constitution requires a timely forfeiture hearing,”

one is a 2024 Raptor with just 206 miles that they’re asking $159,950 for

This “climate change” will be small potatoes after he orders his nuclear attack in Iran, 4 days into his term. Price of oil will become unobtanium, entire region radioactive. Whether or not the original generals obey this order, he’ll keep firing and rehiring until he finds one that will.

Barely controlled redox reactions

Ship re-floated? Seems rather floaty as-is.

Loudly announcing and proudly displaying one’s political affiliations on one’s parked car oftentimes results in slight changes said car’s appearance, esp. regarding the integrity of the paint job.

This is hilarious.  The idea that you’re on the call with the DMV, and you’re all “hold on, let me cue up Smithers and Burns here.....hold on....ok, listen!”.  Then they get to hear the bit, probably scratching their chin whilst contemplating, trying to understand the context.....good on them for allowing it.

Junior Varsity SovCit

I love how the Orange Guy says repeated, “uh...this is a work truck”, as in “oh fuck am I screwed when the boss finds out about this shit....please dont impound”...

Safety Glasses Guy sure loves his f-word

Soooo....driver fled = car was stolen, right?

This is all because the god damn libs own every part of the Ohio state gov’t, and they ju....wait, hold on a sec. What’s that?....they dont own any of it? Oh...nevermind.

I’m in the midwest, and damn near every red-light runner is driving a large pickup truck.  In my mind, I’ve stereotyped them as drivers who dont give a shit about others, stereotyped them to a likely political party, and generally stay the hell away from them when possible.

My thought too. Their complete inability (or refusal) to even entertain logic and common sense makes this seem soooooooper scammy. “Quick! Add on a bunch of shit, then close the contract immediately!” Then go full-on Sgt. Schultz when inevitably the customer calls up yelling a series of WTFs....