“What a fine Malbec.....with strong notes of jet fuel and Type II deicing fluid!”

I’m a bit confused: did Ryanair mistake him for a different unruly passenger, hence the incorrect letter? Was the unruly-ness alleged on the outgoing flight (and not the return) a flight he was certainly on.....because it could not have been for the one he missed, as his name would not have made it to the manifest.…

It’s certainly a implied statement by Boeing that they do little or no incoming raw material (fuselage) testing or inspections prior to finishing the planes.  I’m not what’s worse -- the sub too forgetful to complete the job, or Boeing too lazy to bother to check.

“I thought I was in England,” Brzuszkiewicz said.

This was my thought. With online sales, they’ll find a way to tack on a convenience fee, service fee, cleaning fee, “Ford digital access” fee (doesn’t need to make sense), etc. This will all go to the dealer as payback/kickback for bypassing the dealer’s lot, and result in a nary a cent saved.

the automaker is struggling to get customers

Your “climate warming” bullshit is pure bunk. In fact, it’s currently quite cold outside.

Some of the vehicles that were seized by officers were found to contain loaded illegal guns and controlled substances

If criminals were good at math, they’d likely be math teachers, and not be criminals.

rate of ware on tires and brakes

The court found that Huy Fong did in fact overpay by $1.4 million, but ultimately ruled in Underwood’s favor, ordering Huy Fong to pay the farmer more than $23 million

Are you trying to tell us something?

Unnecessary/inopportune holes in fuselages? Who cares. It’s not like these things need to pressurized or anything. Maybe it provides a (very) small window to a otherwise no-window passenger? Natural air-conditioning?  Place to throw out your gum?

During the shutdown, United Auto Workers union employees working at both facilities were laid off temporarily

Robot mafia just practicing la code-stra nosa, with fealty to Don Code-leone and Tom Huygens.

Shall we assume the car was a Fjord Mustang Mach-E?

Pshaww. Orange to Wash/Wells, hop ‘n’ skip west to the Metra station, then a fantastic array of train lines to take you to nearly any moderately-sized suburban town. Reverse it for departing.  No one has to drive anywhere.

So they’ll just attempt an OTA fix, like they always do?

Maybe they banned her because she’s rather shitty at parking a car correctly?

What the f#ck is a “Laster” pointer?