AirTag your planes, dummies.

I agree that if a cop just needs to shout “gun gun gun” to have his comrades unleash a fury of bullets without visual confirmation, we’re all fucked. Just seeing a gun (or something that may look like one) on the floorboard cannot be a green light for Cletus and Roscoe to swiss cheese a driver exiting his car without…

Pour one out for the cleaner gene pool....

“You can’t say I’m Black, because that would be terrible

That was wheelie close to causing an accident! That Cybertruck is not having a Goodyear so far.

And I’d bet that a hole-in-one on a par 3 does not strongly correlate to time or ability to playing golf (with maybe exceptions for the very top professionals) ....Nearly anyone with the slightest skill can typically reach the green of a par 3, and then how it sticks, rolls, or bounces is pretty much dumb luck. I know…

 tried to charge in the small Georgia suburb of Grovetown

Makes it easier to mine. Just walk around pick up the lithium pieces off the sidewalk and rooftops.

A yoke on a truck ostensibly used for off-roading? Whoa....going to have quite a few accidents when grip is lost on a turn and then so is control.

Let’s be honest....these miles are exclusively 24K miles moving at about 6 mph behind the Shriner’s Oriental Band and City High’s cheerleaders and dance squads, running over mis-thrown Smarties and horse manure.

The union’s self-described “audacious” demands include a 46% pay hike over four years including a 20% immediate wage increase, defined-benefit pensions for all workers, 32-hour work weeks and additional cost-of-living hikes.

he instead produced a weapon and pointed it at an armed police officer

The performance review that led to that raise and bonus specifically referenced the fact that “Don Sanders is no longer working for BNSF”

I’m no doc, but while 0.17 is high, I did not think it was “cant stand up, cant walk, cant stop pissing myself” high. Maybe he’s a typical lightweight and therefore 0.17 is an enormous outlier for his system, causing this?

Hopefully, she’ll be back on her feet quickly

Turns out it’s not all ball bearings and fitzer valves....

Next perp who is thrown into the back of that car is going to need a biohaz suit.

Nelson O, who declined to give his last name because he feared retaliation

This^.  How does the $95 million become 300+ million?  Was part of this article truncated?  It’s like after the penultimate paragraph, there should have been a paragraph that took the 95 and showed how it ballooned to $379 mill, but there’s not any such info.

They arrested a 10 year old for needing to pee? WTFuc.....hold on....