The amount of twisting torque applied to the hitch....wow.  Surprised the RV didn’t pop off.  Not surprised the truck is fine, but I would be shocked if the RV is considered “not damaged”.  They’re not typically build for that treatment.

The laws allow anyone to sue a person or organization they think

keeping fares at double the cost of those of before the pandemic.

Isn’t the existence of a changeable, adjustable software lock part of the major issue? What’s to prevent a pissed-off Elon from completely “locking” out a owner’s car?

“Thems damn Pregos ah keepin’ me bizzeh!”

Why would Tesla drop all this seemingly good news on a holiday Friday? That’s when you’re supposed to announce shit news, in the hopes no one notices or remembers during the ensuing 3 days.  Announcing this on Dead Friday is just company communication malfeasance.

More like PseudoScientologly, amirite?

How far do these “blobs” of matter travel?  Do they just keep going on forever until they hit something?  Could a blob hit a comet/asteroid and change its trajectory?  (rewatches Armageddon trailer)

Being Canadian bees, I would have figured they’re just too nice to sting anyone.  

Holy F#CK those are some big horns....

Yeah, can’t have qualified immunity both on and off the clock. Otherwise, he’s basically free to bait unsuspecting people into all sorts of confrontations they wouldn’t otherwise enter with a uniformed cop and then arrest/harass them and not suffer an ounce of penalty.   A semi-permanent get-outta-jail pass...this…

11 injuries, eh?  So....115 lawsuits?  125?  

When “it didn’t crash or kill anyone” is the metric for success, perhaps it’s not ready for a bunch of noobs to get their mitts on....

101st Chairborne

From Cat 1 to now predicted Cat 3 at landfall...yikes. Perhaps FL residents shouldn’t be so befuddled by the lack of homeowners insurance companies....this thing is going to trounce about a third of the state on its current projected path....more billions to roofers and wet-vac distributors.

There’s no way his suppliers are on board with this either.

Restaurants are getting killed by the very sparse lunch crowds.  Since they need both lunch and dinner income to make ends meet, the hybrid model as completely effed up their budgets and biz model.   Even people who do show up to the office are bringing lunches in greater frequency than pre-pandy.

cancer-causing radio

I cannot believe the northern route around west Maui (e.g., Kaanapali north to Kahului) was not included.  This is (or at least was) a 1.5 lane road, sans guardrails, that winds around blind turns.  When 2 cars meet, one has to drive up the embankment to allow the other to pass.  White knuckling at 10-15 mph the whole…

Trick question — it’s not possible, at least not if the astronauts are told there’s no going home. Then you’ll only recruit the suicidal/neurotics, and they wont last a week.