Only if Ape-raham Lincoln is with him.

The memes have begun. Wish I could take credit for this.

honestly kind of a weird picture

Boeing’s hoping to blow the doors off the competition with this flight.

I have no sympathy for anyone who thinks working for any of Musk’s companies is a good idea.

he’s not gonna fuck you, dude

I know how to work out properly bud. Frame size has a lot to do with my arms. I have incredibly long arms with thin bones. I can touch thumb to pointer finger around my wrist with room to spare.

Is your laptop a vehicle regulated by the NHTSA?

Why did you edit what you quoted from the article? The quote is:

Dark Matter

This is a crazy take. I believe they’re in the process of getting everyone back for Secret Wars. How many times did Jackman say he was done forever? Did anyone expect to see Maguire’ play spider-man again?

And you’re a genocidal apologist. Fuck You!

Only if “unified” means “unified in liking me.”  If you’re Dwayne Johnson, you care about having as many Instagram followers as possible and that’s it.

If you aren’t willing to stand up against people trying to tear the country apart... do you really care about it remaining unified?

My goal is to bring this country together

FINALLY the Rock has come BACK to the political center!

Twitter was never a safe space. It’s always been a hot pile of garbage, kind of like your comment.

Woah, my username survived the transition? Cool.

My thoughts exactly! I want to see a documentary about this whole case ASAP. 

That’s not how victim blaming works, but nice try.