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You think that’s bad, the movie attempts to replicate reality so vividly that half way through, Simba is shot dead by a poaching Donald Trump, Jr

Jhonen Vasquez on Twitter pointed out that it looks like a lion ate a Lion King fan, and now the fan is singing Lion King songs from inside the lion.

Executive producer: Werner Herzog.

YEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Am I doing a good impression of Joel McHale off that one Rupaul's Drag Race Episode or not?)

how dare you leave out Keith David

And we're not even sure what he was kicked off for. 

Not really his job too. Making sure he was off the set was good enough. Maybe his victims weren't ready. It's their call to report him. 

I’m disappointed because I enjoyed some of Landis’ work.  In particular, I was a fan of his “Wrestling isn’t wrestling” youtube video, and the Dirk Gently reboot.  He really has a gift for weird, strangely insightful comedy.  Sexual violence is so gross.  Why is it such a go-to for how awful people inflict themselves

Not really, but it sure tells me a lot about what kind of a reader you are.

where a guy in some apple bottom jeans and what could be a Patagonia jacket just saunters through the grounds of Winterfell

The fast and furious films? Anything ever made by Sylvester Stallone?

“I’m kind of obsessive about this stuff”

Honestly, if anything I felt like I might have been overexplaining a bunch of Sandler history. 

Because Norm’s shows are always doomed. That’s the joke. 

Ebony and Ivory: The Next Generation

I’m cautiously optimistic it’ll be a return to form with the focus back on Fisk as the villain.  The short amount of time we got with Kingpin were some of the best parts of season 2.

I’ve actually started breaking into random people’s houses at night to turn this feature off on their TVs. Naturally, I’ll take any valuables or liquor I see lying around as payment for my services.

I wasn’t aware that we knew each other!

Remember the compilation CDs? I do! Greatest hits of the 80s all in one place!

You could always think of it as creating a better timeline. There wouldn’t be a better future to live forward into if they hadn’t done what they did, after all; even if the old timeline is still there, there’s a better one to counterbalance it.