Maybe men should get better at that.
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While it is in poor taste, what stands out most to me is that it’s literally not funny at all. Even if the guy wasn’t a suicide bomber this just...isn’t funny?
This is in incredibly poor taste and not funny.
nostalgia...
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Step 1. Sire a talented daughter
I went to the Titanic exhibit in SF and touched the little piece of hull, saw the stacks of plates, saw the recreation of that staircase, and bought a White Star blanket. I’m not even into the Titanic. But damn! Plates that had been under the ocean in a shipwreck for decades!
See, and I agree with him about the apple pie without the apples: pie crust? yes! Cinnamon-y sugary sauce? Absolutely! Vile cooked apples that resemble and have the texture of slugs? No thank you.
I actually don’t like chocolate so I use my awesome chocolate chip cookie recipe and omit the chips. I know, I’m a monster.
Yeah, that vomiter is from Jersey.
Hey guys, there’s some hateful scum floating around in the greys. Do yourselves a gigantic, life-affirming favour and flag or dismiss that shit and move on. Life is way too short to spend time with attention-seeking turds.
Jesus Christ. Wishing peace and justice for you and your family, Kiesha...
All the skin around my fingernails. It’s just chewed up as fuck. I get those dry little peelies, and then I peel/pull at them subconsciously, and don’t realize what I’m doing till my fingers are all bloody. Eventually they scab over...but then I pick at the scabs, and it’s just a neverending cycle. BAH!
They aren’t closing.
It may seem silly to you, but it gives him the all-day confidence that he needs and deserves.
Oh I wouldn’t say that...
NO FUCK NO GOD AWFUL NO FUCK EW EYES YOUR EYE GOD YIKES
Oh man, I was just telling this story on another website this week ironically enough.
WAY too good.