royalties

Meryl, you were robbed. (Comparatively speaking.)

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

I think she had a pretty rough childhood though, her mum had a pretty raging heroin addiction if i recall

Great, now I’m having flashbacks of getting thrown in the dryer and tumbled around.

Jersey property taxes are murder.

It could have been the Jezebel beach house! We could have had parties with cocktails made of male tears (they’re super bitter).

It has to be better than the Gorga’s McMansion with the bathroom counter that crumbles to the touch.

unfortunately, that’s not likely...

Not sure I want to live on a planet where Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are divorced but Rihanna and Chris Brown are Facetiming.

Madonna: Stop it. Just STOP.

“ Madge the Moron in the Middle”. But I’d take the bookends.

She’s obviously been indulging in all the good life semi-fame can buy.

My parents gave me a quarter. I was happy.

No, people don’t like Millennials because Millennials make them feel old just by existing.

I neither know nor care, but I worship your screen-name!

Britney is still awesome. Stop being wrong.

Britney is fabulous. This post was unnecessarily mean.

Happy a male could step in here and tell us all how old she really looks. Thank you!