You’ve called her. I can feel her coming.

I miss OG Lil Kim

Burn, motherfucker

Yessssssssss

Can someone smarter than me explain why skipping periods via BC doesn’t affect your calcium absorption/bone density? I lost my period for a while (no BC) and my Dr’s main concern was my bone health.

You should try the Perfect Summer Jean at Madewell. You kinda gotta go in store and try a bunch because I noticed they vary a lot, but they’re so nice if you are into a higher waisted slim jean. They make your butt look really nice.

Or groping you in your sleep.

Discreet storage is one of their first selling points?
Motherfucker the best part would be throwing my shit everywhere and spreading the fuck out.

I was gonna say...like eat as many fucking churros as you want, you’re gonna get weekly lipo anyway. Who cares.

So Rey is definitely a gay man who is also Luann’s drug connect and that’s why she peaced the fuck out off camera.

Um she looks incredible.

Spacey was reportedly making $500,000 an episode

Yeah that struck a chord with me. I can’t imagine liking crepes SO LITTLE that sitting at a crepe place you forego ordering one. THEY’RE RIGHT THERE.

Oh god it’s so bad. It’s like every interior was based off a “good place to do coke in 1986" theme.

I think Earth should start over

Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon. I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy.

The crotch point!

I also like the “it’s gotten very quiet in here” line. Calling out the cowardice of Hollywood.

God I’d be pissed if I was 116 and still in Brooklyn