I ain’t your mama but I still have to writhe around on the floor while I rebel against scrubbing it in a 50s A-line.

Wow you’re a BAMF

Uhh it does change? This isn’t about pregnant women going out and partying every weekend.

That is one fuckin ugly emoji

Goodbye old white men. You have done your piece. Goodbye.

Truly underused in my opinion

Nice Cuba outfit jerkoff

God that looks fucking good

I was gonna say...orangutans are basically the only ones that wouldn’t make me shit myself. Love those little fellas.

Wow that definitely wouldn’t be enough.

Man I just googled crib bumpers. There are a trillion ways to accidentally kill your kid!

The dementia will kill you

I know bots don’t age well but he aged REALLY POORLY

“Well, I’ve been married to him 15 years, and I know pretty well who he is, and please help me god someone please help me”

Lucifier called his angel back home

Yes most alcoholics and addicts have a tendency come across as mean and awful. If you don’t think that’s sad, go ahead and feel superior and hopefully it makes your day better.

Congrats & enjoy your success & hard work

Unfortunately that happens because it’s a free program

Rehab is definitely one context in which past failure is not necessarily an indicator of future failure.