Something I tipped actually made it here!

I'm assuming the fetus' lawyer is working pro bono? Being unborn and all it's illegal for it to obtain work...child labor laws and all.

Right. To the panda videos I go.

lol... bort bucks.

I hope every living thing with a vagina over about the age of 13ish is out driving in that country on Saturday. Can't catch 'em all!

ugh. what can we do so people like you understand that RAPE VICTIMS CANNOT CONTROL RAPISTS! yeah, teach girls not to drink, fine. TEACH RAPISTS NOT TO RAPE.

Really? because we're disgusted by your fucking book.

People - this bears repeating from the first article... SHE DOESN'T POOP IN HER OWN HOUSE.

I never thought I would advocate for long line bras, but you ruin a dress like this without adequate underwear.

You just normalized my childhood. Thank you so much.

All the sibling shade-throwing might be justified.

Black lady here, we can actually be pretty elusive. We can be pretty hard to find if you live in corn country.

Friends don't let friends eat well done steak.

I am far more offended at hearing a screaming child than I am at seeing Nature's Pacifier in action.

Four legs good, two legs BETTER.

No, it's not rape. More like domestic violence.

You seem preoccupied with football's ability to make money and attract fans. You are also making the illogical link that a lot of money and a large fan base make the sport inherently better.

not hating on anything, but why is it that American football is so violent that its players are constantly diagnosed with brain damage?

This. Plus they have more body protection than a Terminator - rendering them as complete steroid-using pussies.

Or for more excitement, consider watching rugby, or Australian rules football. American football is like molasses uphill in winter by comparison.