Some women still are. :/

It's a plot! A plot, I tell you! These alleged feminists who want to deny us the right to use tampons are the very same idiots who told us that if we used them as teens we'd stop being virgins!

You forgot 'funner'. And 'luckier'. Funner and Luckier must be part of the slogan too, surely. ;)

Well. If it's not on ... it's not on.

Brilliant. Now email any number — or all — of the journos on Jez and ask them to please 'recommend' your post. And we will watch and wait and hope.

*Mutters* Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. ;)

That's class, that is. And by Airplane! you mean ... 'Flying High', right? That's we we called it in my home country. :)

Dubai. Same diff' though; Abu Dabs is just an hour away. :)

Heh. It's 5.36pm in my part of the world, so ... salutations acknowledged but ... hardly warranted. ;)

*Mutters* Got my vote. Sheesh.

Stop it. Just stop it. I don't want to hear about anyone's peeing exploits, particularly those of some baby Biebeljuice. Aaaagh! Get him some Depends and leave him to it.

Bless! Thanks. x

*Curtseys* You're too kind.

*Chuckles* Oh I'm sure that golden sateeeeeeen costume of his could have found a loving home. One hopes.

At least she's not a dancing stick of butter. So there's that. ;)

*Chuckles* When I was in the equivalent of elementary school, we didn't learn about drugs at all. Keeping one's legs crossed — a la lady — was the thing back then. And saying 'please' and 'thank you' All The Time.

She's got the moves like Jagger, she's got the moves like Jagger ... *whistles and whoo-hoos to heart's content*

You should write about this and see if you can't get it recommended via GroupThink. Seriously. Or contact one of the Jez journos via email. Thinking of you. Rotten situation.