Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Seriously.

Ha ha. Ditto. And there'd always be that horrific telltale hemline on the uniform skirt that let everyone know how many times it had been let down since purchase.

Yep. They did indeed. Read it and weep:

I don't have a problem with the Black Ferns doing the haka but of course it's not going to be as threatening as when the ABs are doing the do. I'm actually glad they're allowed to do it [but NOT when it apparently opens doors for lingerie-wearing types to do the same]. Remember when the Spice Girls did it?! Oh my god.…

Absolutely. And yay you for adopting Charlie; I bet she hearts you for that big time.

Aw ... Lhasas are gorgeous. Go Tibetan dogs! Disclaimer: I have shih tzus. Two of them. One's a fantastically devoted teddy bear of a dog who loves the world and everything in it. The other is a bitch who's counting off the days of her captivity.

Jesus. When fantastic sport like this exists, why is LFL even a thing?

First off: well done you. :-)

No words except ... I wish I'd written that. Thanks. And thanks for the pass on my use of the word 'real'. You said it better.

Please someone do an update!

Answer: Not this.

Jesus wept. What is WRONG with people !??!

Sterling idea. Count me in too.

Oh Jesus no. I bet that's a thing in the red states too. Shudder.

And so is projectile vomiting. Win win.

Nooo ... that's Oprah. And STEDMAN. Right?

I couldn't have put this better myself. Nice.

I disagree on the 'mean'; I honestly think that's down to how well they're trained. They adore their owners and want to look after them, but unless they're socialised regularly and early, they can get snappy if they suspect their owner is being threatened.

Ah ... gnomes. I'll always have a soft spot for these little fellows.