Nobody in my neighborhood had lights on a typical kids bike. And when we moved to 10 and 12 speed bikes around 5th grade only a few of us had lights. The idea of all the kids having a light on their bikes and then the same older model one is well... odder than the lens color.

I haven’t been in the airport, but I’ve been waiting by the door day and night for 3 months at home for my half of the lottery winnings from some dude in Senegal.

I dunno. You should demand your money back.

Dude?

Poor rookie, that is one expensive catfishing trip.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Sometimes the thing that almost killed you probably just should have killed you.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

I sincerely hope nobody’s started a Genesis Coupe owners club called the “Korean Korvette Klub”.

Damnit!

“We paid $400M up front in cash for a hostage ransom. That’s why people are shitting on Obama.”

how dare they try and provide facts that might dampen your artificial outrage!

Does it matter? We legitimately owed them the money. If all we had to do to secure the release of the hostages was pay our debts, then good on us for paying them.

It was a multifaceted deal. No nukes; release US and Iranians prisoners; return money.. what is the big fucking deal?

I’d like to read that explanation, but it is longer than 140 characters, and seems to contain a substance called “nuance” that I hear is important in international diplomacy, but which just confuses me.

I still think it’s shady that we gave $400m in untraceable cash to a regime that funds a lot of really really bad people...as opposed to the somewhat-bad groups we’re funding.

“Problem is, nobody in America is buying the new, non-plug-in Prius. Gas is cheap and consumers have moved on to small crossovers instead.”

Totally agree. If you have a 2006 and it’s been well looked after it’ll still look fresh compared to a brand new car. My car is a 2006 Accord and honestly any time I’ve taken a test drive in a brand new Accord I never feel that it’s gigantic step forwards. Yes, it’s maybe 10% better in every area but it’s not that…

Sounds like it would handle like crap with that heavy of a motor out front and dare I say to much power. Slap a good Turbo with a intercooler on the stock motor with about 300 HP and be happy.

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