It’s the stripes that make it look too boy racer? Not the entire design that looks like New Jersey Bloomin’ Onion Haircut Italian tried to draw up a Ferrari?

I know America’s wang still has a Republican Secretary of State.

Any Bernie Bro who saw Mike Pence’s speech and still plans on voting Jill Stein or writing in Bernie is a Goddamn coward.

You had me at Dr.Pepper all over the floors.

Sure, I get that would work better, but part of me wants this to be physical and analog. Like a carb.

Nothing wrong with two cops showing up, especially after the ambushes lately. There is no reaso to check the driver’s license after seeing that he did nothing wrong.

For fucks sake, two patrol officers? Must have been a slow day.

I had a huge freak out about this too - as I have those same jumpseats and often babysit my friends’ kids (I’m a large black man, the kids are white).

Almost no one makes money on halo cars, they’re for image and “because we can”, not for the profit. Ford will likely lose on every car, and that’s ok.

Did you intentionally leave safety out of that list of reasons?

Let no one ever say Jalopnik does not provide practical consumer advice.

Baby Boomers: Millenials are just terrible.

It’s more of an affliction. Whenever I hear the word “freakazoid” that damn lyric you referenced pops into my head.

This needs to be shared with the youngsters...just remember, cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Yep. Even the lines of the car lend well to the new paint. I really ike it, and i never was all that crazy about the i8 before

I can’t think of a better answer

Some of most fun Ive ever had came from decisions.

There will be zero RS’s still on the road in 10 years.

Man you always seem to live up to your name whenever I see your comments. It’s almost as if you don’t understand the concept of “fun”. Drifting on tracks can be cool and fun to watch and participate in.