I think you need to reevaluate your friend selection abilities.

How did I make this joke or how do you not get the joke?

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

The painting in the back was a rare Mondrian, but will now be sold as a rare Pollock.

When the cars can fully drive themselves there won’t be problems delivering them to customers.

But dude, dont you know that stance is, like, art n’ shit? A lot of art goes into making a car worse. Whole tons of art

I owned a 348, and it is neither ‘slow’ nor ‘ugly’. It’s a fantastic car, and the last of the truly analog Ferraris. Even ABS was optional. People who shit on them are either Ferrari snobs or have no idea what they’re talking about. And the collector market is starting to come around to them now as well.

you forgot the I in ruins.

Yes. Full stop.

I think it’s an extension of the “I’m smarter than you, and I bought a better car than you did” smugness that seems to affect a lot of Tesla owners. Unfortunately.

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off taught me a very important lesson about car ownership:

Good timing with Cameron’s Gordie Howe jersey.

Actually if it was any other company people would quietly acknowledge that it’s shitty and buy something else. Tesla is now officially the Apple of cars. No matter how good or bad their collective product line is, their fans will defend even the most obvious flaw to the death, pointing out how “other companies get…

Nothing like a cheap band aid on a $100k “luxury” car.

That stupid oversized windshield is an extreme example of form over function. In addition to this problem with the sun and double vision it’s the reason that the Model 3 has a near-useless trunk instead of a hatch opening like the Model S or Model X.

How expensive was this car again? lmao what a piece of shit.

I think you have that wrong.

You know why right? Because their fans proclaim Tesla’s are PERFECT and if you don’t like it you must DIE!

It’s features like this that makes me wonder if companies actually real world test their vehicles. One look at it and you can tell it will be problematic. But the Tesla sheep are just like isheep...they don’t care.