“Get ready to shred, brah!”

First of all, no one on earth would ever speak a sentence like this. And I don’t know why the subject matter is germane; if you want to convey a thought in writing, the first goal should be clarity. And finally, if you are being paid to write and/or edit sentences, you shouldn’t write and/or edit sentences that are…

Alternatively, if they were all going at the same time