If there is a cemetery adjacent to the college and kegs are not allowed at your small school, sneak said kegs through the cemetery

Her Chinese coach claims she's 90

There is a Bald Knob, Arkansas, the sign of which was featured in Beavis and Buttehad Do America along with other greats such as Butte and Meeteetse.

Why would Jeremy Lin eat at any of these places, he's just going to want more in an hour

yo dawg...

rex ryan is sergeant hatred

rip. love to his family and friends

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the jeff reed top-of-the-cock shots brought me to deadspin. started commenting after will and i were 1 and 2 seeds respectively in our bracket of the Ladies... hot blogger contest. this is my second account after i let my first die out do to no use. that's all i got

*waves hand*

@mattsaler: [74.125.93.132]

@Gourmet Spud: nice

If it was a guy that got hit, he probably would've gotten hit in de nards

this is the year.

"You're pussy is jealous! You're pussy is jealous!"

@UpstateUnderdog: /jerks UU

Let's all get back to putting a little cream on this cookie, shall we?

Have yourself a merry little nightmare...

I thought they would at worst just say o.k...you're a cocky fan...we're going to be you on the field

Shouldn't the Alcor cryonics lab have used Frozen White Albacore instead of Bumblebee Tuna? Seems like it makes more sense