Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

While I don’t advocate violence, if anyone in the greater Rochester area happens to come across this guy and accidentally kicks his ass because, you know, he might be looking to steal your wallet, I’m sure you’d be thanked tenfold.

This is a depressing as fuck and also confusing.

Holy crap I just watched it. That was a special kind of terrible.

No one respects the Indian more than me, whether dot or feather.

Seriously? They are actually running that pile of shite on TV?

+916 million

If there’s anyone in the world who has more practical knowledge about destroying the Taj Majal, I can’t think of who it could be.

Shalabh Kumar probably swells with pride when Trump pays attention to him, but the guy couldn’t even be bothered to take to the time to get a five-word sentence right for your shitty ad, so ...

So his grasp of Hindi and English are about the same! 

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Incidentally, Williams is represented by his twin brother, K’Maun.

If you’ve ever been an athlete, or been around elite athletes, they operate without paying a lot of attention to how the rest of the world operates (avoiding “distractions”). They’re almost never well socialized. An athlete can do well academically and still lack social sophistication or an appreciation for propriety.…

Don’t forget when he didn’t set the table for Jack Cust!

He only has like five assists this year! PASS THE BASEBALL CARMELO SUZUKI.

Not to mention the best right fielder that nobody knows about in George Springer.

I honestly can't decide which one looks less like a real human being.