It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

"He's seeking a very specific $88,987,654,321.88."

I'm pretty sure the Packers have won more than 2 playoff games in the last 16 years.

Never? You need some football history lessons.

Oh, I don't know about that. You don't seem like a douchebag.

Brandon Bostick Wasn't Supposed to...Catch That Onside Kick

Who's dick do you have to suck to get an approved comment, jesus christ i miss the old posting days

He might, but his kids sure aren't.

408. Paddington

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

"There's been some curiosity over how seriously employees treated the tape, but according to former employees, an ex-CEO, and a CNN archivist, they've all been trained to use the tape."

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

"Great complaint! Excellent work!"—Andrew Luck

She probably legitimately believes that her kid doesn't curse at all or know those words. Her precious baby is perfectly innocent, and somebody inaudibly cursing during a game where grown men attempt to injure each other and occasionally succeed is damaging his purity.

Wow, I totally misread that as "minister". Woulda made for a slightly more dramatic story.

After living in London for about 9 months, I've decided any slang word that ends in a -y or -ie is probably of British origin. They love that shit. Sadly, the only example I can think of right now would be football is "footy." But there are/were others.