I had heard of some of these incidents but it’s never been framed before. Well, that’s terrifying.

*Should of

The news about North Carolinians’ thirst for Deez Nuts forced local news operations across the country to cover the story of everyone’s favorite fake presidential candidate...

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

hey guys. got a fun little anecdote for you all: did you know in other parts of the world they actually call soccer... football? how wild is that?

Carmelo: This dumb bitch! Who does she think she is?

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

Yeah, but that full-court press though...

I mean, he’s not wrong.

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

Well, you can’t be both!

And we’re all going.

Good God.

Attendance at Astros games is just fucking soaring.

So if they don't have the money is it safe that it is "Parma Sans Cheese"?

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With that type of unexpected shit, it's no wonder why he's a McDonald's All-American.

In fairness to Lemon, when they told him he was going to interview a Grand Wizard, he thought they meant John Wall.

$$$$

I really wish they would take these off the air. The only thing I can find to complain about with Curry is that he agreed to take part in this awful ad campaign.

This is just one of many sick burns Azalea's been afflicted with as a result of having sex with Nick Young.