As a Creationist, my reaction to this is as follows:

He's seeking a very specific $88,987,654,321.88.

blown leads, bro, not playoff victories

No, 4th quarter collapses.

HAHAHAHAHA +1

I got a text from my uncle, who is a Dallas Cowboys fan, last night. it read:

"An accident occurred on- "[/apocalypse]

Two Bears players got into a Twitter fight. I guess you could say things got

*[New York] bozo

You think Aaron was referring to Christie when he said "New York Bozo"?

There are probably a lot more people who are now suddenly "lifelong Cowboys fans" too.

Apparently people forget what some people do on the subway...

That's insane. +1

"There's been some curiosity over how seriously employees treated the tape, but according to former employees, an ex-CEO, and a CNN archivist, they've all been trained to use the tape."

Ohio State>Alabama>Mizzou<Indiana

Wise words from Jameis Winston.

John Travolta, yo!

Bolting can be used in another sense, too. Lots of choices here:

He was ACTUALLY yelling "FRANK!". Frank must be a pretty important person

That's the tenth saddest thing that's ever happened to the browns