Hackers was EVEN MORE '90s than Clayton remembers! Only the bad guy does gnarly skateboarding in it. The heroes are ROLLERBLADING.

And yet, this was way more fun to watch than either Tusk or Red State. I'd watch another bad movie with the Colleens in it any day.

When I was a kid, I always just assumed that both Nermal and Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh were girls.

The only time I've seen this done well is in Tetro, where when Vincent Gallo's character finally gets around to reading his brilliant novel out loud, it's presented on screen as ballet.

I've seen a lot of criticisms of La La Land, but this is the first, "I wish they'd gone into deeper and more accurate detail about the PR machinations of her one-woman show," I've seen so far.

I have good memories of listening to music with my parents: The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, Peter Gabriel, Bruce Springsteen, and Billy Joel. I don't recall being forced to listen to any of it. It's just what they played. And when I heard Raffi for the first time as a middle schooler, in the car on a road trip with my…

"Your kid becomes a walking billboard for your tastes."

Get that mofo movie check!

Or perhaps you'd rather visit our international coffee bar complete with its own little book department which has its own super teeny tiny coffee bar inside. And a selection of tiny adult magazines.

I dunno, if you're going to go Kevin Smith, I think Mallrats is the soundtrack to choose. Gotta get that rare Weezer b-side.

Yes! I remember feeling that the Guardians soundtrack was a weak attempt to be K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s (or Alfred Molina's My Awesome Mix Tape #6 from Boogie Nights).

I’m with Apples in that I really liked It Follows and the story problems that other people found didn’t take me out of the movie. I might even go a little further and say that I like the movie better because of them, since the mood of the film is what I enjoyed so much, and the weird look of “It,” in all of its guises…

Yes! I don't know if they'd ever feature it here, but the Brain Candy soundtrack would be in my personal Soundtrack Of Our Lives. (And the Schoolhouse Rocks soundtrack for Pavement's "No More Kings").

I put it as the last song on a mixtape I made for all my college housemates when we graduated. My goal was to make them cry. It worked!

I think about that scene all the time.

Yeah, Taika Waititi's never directed an action movie, either, and I'm super excited for his Thor movie.

NO IMPRESSIONS

I've invented a drug that gives worms to ex-girlfriends…

I saw this at a free, early screening and it was one of the best free-screening crowds ever. People in the audience actually cheered whenever the characters completed the dares.

Patton Oswalt's newest special had an amazing bit about how, when he couldn't get his daughter to care about Star Wars, he learned all there was to learn about the My Little Pony universe. A+, Patton.