We can already tell you’re old...you use two spaces after the full stop.

I touched it, and both rocker panels immediately disintegrated.

I’m now banned from Vietnam. 

A hardcore driver would still rather not get broadsided by a semi because he has a giant blind spot. This thing isn’t that great with rear visibility.

A mall parking lot?

I don’t like that you made me do this, to be clear.

30 HP Canadian is only like 22 HP American, though.

V6 engineered by Ferrari, and remarkably cast by Chrysler in Kokomo, Indiana and shipped to Modena for assembly.

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.

First, I wouldn’t trust the owner of the car at all

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

I don't think the GameCube can handle it.

I’ve taken this tour and it was just ok. I’d give it a 3.6; not great, not terrible.

When you shoot your gun, do you miss as badly as you are missing the point right now?

Being 6'8" I can tell you that I’ve never even comprehended lying about my height on a dating site. But the most common response I get is “Is that your real height?” I follow with, “Yes, yes it is.” and sadly half the time I’m ghosted after that. What’s up with that?

Why would we want to punish him further by making him live in Indiana?

Pssht. That’s all black magic, they sacrifice small animals and whisper spells over bubbling cauldrons and rates get whispered back from the ether.

“exploded with the explosive force of 600 tons of explosives.”