Flashback to Portland 38 years ago to the 1977 championship game (NASL), with a goalkeeping boner conceding the first goal.

Gawker’s attention to detail is terrible. At least the title of this article was correct.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Nobody cares because you’re the one writing about it.

This one always cracked me up:

I think it’s more about being rich enough that you have a private helicopter service with the ability to cart you around the same way plebeians use Uber.

Only literally every time we’ve written about them.

The NFL can trot out all the bought off testimony it wants, produce all the statements of denial it wants, declare as often as they want that theyre making the game safer.... its all bullshit. Football is a team combat sport plain and simple. It is the present day gladiator sport for the masses. And this is proof of…

Yep. If this were soccer or hockey, it would be all over for those sports.

Downtown Lawrence last night.

Sad to see curling have a domestic abuse scandal of its own.

Anyone who has ever played tennis can do this...

This is insanely easy to do.

You know that virtually any high-school level tennis player can do that, right?
#alwayshighlighttruthers

do you even constitution, bro?

its always nice to see that even with all the cultural differences, Chelsea and Dynamo fans can find common ground

Oh shit, this didn’t delve into an “I hate the MLS and dont care about the MLS, but here read this about the MLS” article. Fucking astonishing...