How about this, the Jones Act makes it so that cars in Puerto Rico cost about 20% more than in the mainland.

Welcome Mr.President!

It’s fortunate for you that cars and politics never intersect. Safe spaces are important.

Ya, that Foxtrot Alpha blog needs to go too!

Boats are the cars of the sea

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.

And I remember reading sometime last year that the DOD pays for it. None of these giant ‘Murica flags are at the NFL’s cost. It’s truly disgusting.

I believe it’s called “jingoism” at this point. Though I bet that if paid the right sum of money, the NFL would open a football field sized box of Papa Johns pizza during the national anthem.

*taps hoof loudly, snorts to get your attention*

Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.

If you want to beat a live horse, you’ll have to go to Denver.

Or the military propaganda at every game. That’s definitely not hurting the escapism.

I guess you never noticed all the pink in October while you were escaping.

Speak English.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

If Molly here wants to learn how to let something slide, she need only look to JoePa.

You could have Paterno and Briles on camera, under oath in front of Congress talking about actively covering up child abuse and rape and it’d change nothing for their apologists.

Meanwhile

Why are you trying to stop all the healing, Chris? If only they’d managed to win the Rose Bowl.