Fuck Penn State.

How long til they luck into the next Barry Sanders and drive him to quitting football in his prime?

Did Aaron Rodgers die?

This isn’t a defense to say that Stafford is an elite (insert Flacco joke here) QB. He will never be like Brady, Manning, or Rodgers, where he just clearly has the ability to elevate a collection of teammates that is markedly inferior to the cast of non-QB characters that their main rivals have. But those are HOF…

But is your sleep ELITE?

Jay Peterman, world famous seller of clothes and the best the Jets could scrape together to play QB. They were also going to make history by bringing in Elaine Benes to play wide receiver but she refused to take off an Orioles hat to put on the helmet so they had to cut her.

Oh, I see that now. It was right below a mention of Joe Flacco, which always makes me a little sleepy for some reason.

Good memory. Of course, Lauren actually put that same stat in the article you’re commenting on.

“This is fine.”

For the sake of everything that is holy, I beg you to shorten your sentences. I want to read but I just...can’t.

Yet try as they might, they can’t seem to gain any separation from tenacious, long-dormant Huddersfield.

Bruce Arians said on Sirius today that he had to get his stomach pumped twice when he was younger from drinking paint. That’s something.

I agree. I’m fine with players hitting and raping women. But don’t disrespect Merica.

This is a good pick.

Good news, it exists.

Yeah, it’s enough to make you throw up.

I always felt bad for Eagles fans. Not only did the Eagles lose in a maddening fashion, and Patriots fans don’t care about that one, but that Super Bowl was in Jacksonville. JACKSONVILLE.

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...