Neymar is your favorite player and Barcelona is your favorite team? Lame.

Shocking that Michael Jordan would make a questionable talent evaluation.

This injury means Liverpool will finish between 3rd and 5th. Had he stayed healthy, they’d have finished between 3rd and 5th.

If something is injured when I am scoring, it generally is just my pride

Daniel Sturridge is generally very good when he’s healthy, but unfortunately, he’s almost never healthy.

Pittsburgh and Philadelphia are like 6 hours by car apart, they aren’t close together at all. But Cleveland is like 90 miles away, if that. That is actually a good example of a proximity division rival. The Eagles have the Giants, NJ is right next to Philly.

I have to discount shameless homerism for this because otherwise I’d just pick a bunch of guys from my favorite team, like Joey Browner, Chris Doleman, John Randle, Randall McDaniel, Randy Moss (but not Cris Carter), and Miracle Year Randall Cunningham.

Eh, it beats his previous job of not playing at Everton.

I mean, you’re right, but I think United and City will be Chelsea’s most likely competition for the league title, and Kante aside (and that’s a serious anomaly), that stuff doesn’t happen in England.

Chelsea sent Mata to Man U, Lukaku and DeBruyne out on loan only to end up at Everton and City—I have loathed all these moves and eternally fear their repercussions but the club continues to defy reason in tempting fate. It’s a little like baseball teams leveraging their up and coming studs for already proven veteran…

Gone are the days of Arsenal letting Manchester United have a top goalscorer like Robin van Persie

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

Press Release...

How did shit fall apart so quickly for Cleveland?

“Anonymous source suggests Kyrie Irving will join PSG”

How did shit fall apart so quickly for Cleveland? Last July, they had just won their first championship by beating a 73-win team and looked like they had a bunch more Finals appearances in the future. A year later, Golden State has widened the gap between them and Cleveland pretty significantly, everyone and their…

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

This is ridiculous. Of course the majority of Ubers are not handicap-accessible. The majority of CARS are not handicap accessible! Why not sue the MTA for those 80% of subway stations that aren’t friendly, or literally every business that does not have wheelchair access?

It’s strangely comforting to know that even the greatest athlete on the planet still has to deal with an asshole boss. Some things are unavoidable I suppose...

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.