You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

I think your point is generally a good one. This is not the best example, imho. While I do not think that threatening not to do their jobs is appropriate of ANY government worker based upon a citizen exercising his first amendment rights, I do think that police are not off base in being outraged by this. Activism,…

St Louis.

I hate finding out athletes’ ages. He’s a “veritable old man,” and he’s lost a good amount of his skill because of his age. That’s a bummer for people like me who are slightly older than him. Stop making me contemplate my own mortality! (Which, coincidentally, is the motto of the Rio Olympics.)

No. Some are relocated to Arizona instead.

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At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

Non-professional golfer Sully Sullenberger could’ve saved those two water hazards and he lets it fly at, like, 40,000 feet.

I’m sick of these negative connotations tied to the CFL! Like we’d take any NFL leftovers once they’ve proved unsalvageable, we would never let the Browns into our league.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

The Commissioner can’t be thrilled with these:

Hey, dude’s wife is about to give birth to kids #3 and #4. He’ll need the space.

Imagine how much more exciting the NHL All Star game would have been with this unnamed player!

Is that you, Gary?

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Bettman should thank whatever God he believes in that Scott didn’t club him over the head with the trophy and then run over his body with the car.

Currently my only disappointment is the camera didn’t go to Bettman both times John Scott scored.

It’s because the crowd dropped a torrent of boos on Kane. Is it because Kane always torches the Predators, the rape allegation, or some combination of both? Beats me.

The guy next to him? THE GUY NEXT TO HIM?!? How dare you insult the great John Scott!

Came here to say exactly this. What was once lulz is now, “I seriously wonder if the next article about him will involve a DWI crash with fatalities.”