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Off camera, James Harden’s baby fell down and kept screaming for two.

From the ashes, they will rise.

DRINKING GAME!!!111ONE!

An Hour! I hope Whitlock gets a meal break.

Jay O’Toole and Dan Onrait only get a measly half-hour slot at random late night times on FS1 for Fox Sports Live. That’s the real travesty!

You laugh but the NCAA is going to bring the hammer down on MIT for not self-reporting Quan Le having a tutor complete his PE requirements for him.

When can we finally get the conversation going about compensation for these student-mathletes?

His wiki is great. Under the controversy tab, it says North “Call[ed] Chicago Cubs Korean pitcher Jae Kuk Ryu a “Chinaman,” and “Opini[ed] that Hispanic-American newscaster Antonio Mora could get better ratings if he wore a sombrero during his newscasts.”

Future Hot Takes:

Christ, those headlines read like Donald Trump tweets.

Oh, god, Mike North.

Don’t forget tiny heads, gigantic guns and swords that would make a final fantasy character go “oh...that is too much”, and a complete misunderstanding of basic anatomy.

God, I am a longtime Liefeld detractor and even I sometimes forget how awful his art is.

I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

That’s not fair. Barstool attracts lazy racists from all over New England.

“Bleeding out his ankle, out of his whatever...”

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.

That people are time travelling from sometime early in the 20th or possibly 19th or 18th century and have figured out how to use twitter is truly the big news here.